I: This question is for you Paul.
Paul: I don’t blame her.
Torrey (starts pointing to his finger): Babe, your finger. It’s bleeding.
Paul (inspects his finger): Oh, it’s a cut.
Torrey (to the audience): He’s bleeding. It’s very awkward.
Paul: I do a lot of heroic deeds. (everyone cracks up) There was a man…he was coming at us, and I went like (gesturing a karate move). And I cut my finger. I was just saving people. Whatever. Happens all the time. It was a robber.
Torrey: You were riding on your white horse.
Paul: One karate chop. (inspecting his finger again, then turning to Torrey) Don’t worry about it. I’ll be okay. Your my doctor.
(via paulswhore)
